Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*

relahvant:

if only i could lose weight like i lose friends

(via castle-of-kittens)


ask-koki-kariya:

forever-soulless:

randomsplashes:

IDK IF I WANNA BE EATEN RAW OR COOKED WITH FANCY SPICES AND SHIT

I like hannibal style. if I’m gonna be eaten, I might as well be gourmet…

Tumblr, a safe place to express how we want to be canibalized.

ask-koki-kariya:

forever-soulless:

randomsplashes:

IDK IF I WANNA BE EATEN RAW OR COOKED WITH FANCY SPICES AND SHIT

I like hannibal style. if I’m gonna be eaten, I might as well be gourmet…

Tumblr, a safe place to express how we want to be canibalized.

(via sexual-lobster)






*runs for 10 minutes*
me: am i skinny yet?


shego:

people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people

(via jksalazar)


kkaleds:

You can take the most respectful, sensitive people, give them Cards Against Humanity, and in a few minutes they’ll be laughing about genocide.

(via jksalazar)


flowersbythebay:

I want the type of guy who has enough class to pull a chair out for me and treat me like a lady but has the sense of humour to take a selfie with me on our wedding day

(via oceanofsecretss)


"Lucky I’m in love with my best friend"

"Lucky I’m in love with my best friend"